Dwarves Run Amok!

SPORTS POEMS

BOSCO BUYS THE FARM

Enos Slaughter was a '59 Topps headshot.

My best buddy traded a kid up the street.

Didn't know what lust meant,

but I had to have that card.

In '34 he played Bi State ball HERE,

his hometown was 50 miles away,

lifetime average .300;

Enos was a YANKEE.

We traded 3 times before

Tom got smart and ordered another one.

He didn't get the number from me-

"somehow" mine got inked out.


In '75 at NC State, I read

Enos coached Duke's baseball team

and parked in a Doak Field seat.

State shellacked 'em twice

but my joy was hollow;

Slaughter never showed!


Fifteen years later at the hometown mall

Enos plugged his autobiography.

He signed mine while talking about Branch Rickey;

Slaughter was truthful but undiplomatic.


Tact was never Bosco's hallmark;

in 1960, managing Raleigh Durham's Mets,

he told the front office what a lousy team they'd given him.

Kept telling them till the Mets didn't offer him another contract.

Slaughter's gone to heaven now.

God only knows how long Enos will last;

he'll tell Him what he thinks too. 


Daniel Grey Taylor


June 20th, 1973

 

Trip to Yankee Stadium

(gingerbread shrine In the ghetto)

Yanks vs. Orioles

Stottlemyre vs. Cuellar

Our best against their best

Box seats over right field foul line

(Just 3 bucks apiece-

IMAGINE THAT)

0-0 into bottom of eighth

Mom is so excited she falls asleep.

Then MY YANKS score two

Orioles get 1 in top of ninth

In rides the PRINCE

(Albert G. "Sparky" Lyle)

In a blue Datsun chariot

To save the game

Final:Yanks 2 Orioles 1

WE MOVE INTO FIRST!

 

June 20th, 1982

The day I said "I do."

5 years later,

I said "I don't."

Where were you then,

Sparky Lyle?

Daniel Grey Taylor

 

He Played First With His Bat

 

The first time I saw Nick Etten's picture

remains a fond memory of childhood.

Red bottomed 1943 stamp

with washed out colors of him gracefully

posed in lordly Yankee pinstripes, bat cocked,

a pulsing extension of his being.

That year his twenty two homers were league high;

with Oakland's Oaks he scalded 43.

Fielding, Nick looked more at home in baggy

Phillie uni that seemed accessorized

with flopping shoes and squirting flower.

One day with the Yanks in between innings

he laid his glove in foul ground near the bag

and (MAN CLAWS CAT) a candy wrapper

flew into it. Next day Joe Trimble wrote,

"Etten's glove fields better without Etten".

Daniel Grey Taylor

 

Requiem for a Ballpark

 

On a sun drenched Saturday in 1989

I saw a bloodied, unbowed baseball shrine.

Portsmouth's Lawrence Stadium, monument to WPA

and the confluence of streets uniquely intersecting ;

a park with the personality of an Ansel Adams character study.

 

Forgotten since '69's Tidewater Mets swansong,

the curved stands beckoned as an old friend

to determine where home plate used to be,

look at overgrown basepaths,

barely recognizable pitcher's mound,

and marvel at Piedmont League ghosts.

 

In '37 Phil Rizzuto digs out a short hop,

tosses slowly enough to give the Norfolk pitcher palpitations;

barely gets the runner at first.

 

'Old Double X' manages here in '44,

pitches in 3 games, pinch hits twice,

is released -he hardly controls himself once.

 

A '48 Portsmouth Cub goes down swinging,

lets Norfolk off the ropes with men on base;

Tars pitcher Whitey Ford sees the value of a full count curve.

 

York's Brooks Robinson snags one in '55 over the bag

turns catlike, shifts his feet, guns out the runner,

making George Staller glad he suggested shifting Brooksie to third.

 

Finally time for my center field booth broadcast of a high school football game

on undulating field with lines limed by a groundskeeper who must have

been dodging the vermin he saw during a terrible hangover.

 

With bat and rat colonies behind and under the baseball stands,

everything fit perfectly.

Daniel Grey Taylor

 

Doing the Seeing

He could pitch but Fates decreed

him cursed by inconsistency.

24 is old scouts say,

for one more year in single A.

They were right; this was the year

he ended his baseball career

(for a '73 team created more

with genuflection than genius).

BUT in Winston on a white breathed night

he danced in rhythm with the Great Flashlight.

Right arm working beyond it's means,

mowed em like a threshing machine.

Fastball rose, curve dipped down,

as a moth hits Raid then smacks the ground.

Sometimes life's roadmap stinks it seems

(paradise quite misshapen);

But it let Steve Hardin live his dream,

and one night made it happen.

WILSON 3 6 0

WINSTON SALEM O O 1

Daniel Grey Taylor

 

 




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emeryville '48

TAKE ME OUT TO SCARSELLA,

LET ME WATCH SALVESON.

WHO CARES IF THEY HAVE DIFFICIENCIES?

IN THIS LEAGUE THEY CAN DO AS THEY PLEASE!

SO LET'S ROOT ROOT ROOT FOR RAIMONDI,

BEARDEN, TOST, AND COOKIE.

FOR THERE'S BIG LEAGUE BALL SOMEWHERE ELSE,

BUT IT'S FAR FROM ME.

 

LET'S SEE CASEY AND BABICH

WIN GAMES WITH NINE OLD MEN.

THEY CAN'T HIT RISERS TO SAVE THEIR LIVES;

PITCHERS HERE WOULD TRADE ONE FOR THEIR WIVES.

BUT  WE'LL CHEER FOR KLINGER , LOMBARDI

LODI AND MULCAHY.

YES THERE'S BIG LEAGUE BALL SOMEWHERE ELSE

BUT THEY FORGOT ME . 

Daniel Grey Taylor

 

Frank Merriwell Throws Up

 

The year college ended and work began

Kinston's wish sandwich built accident in

waiting added a Dodger blue victim.

Third base playing precise Penguin clone

until intersection with the break ball,

Clay Elliott precisely reflected

the entire team in microcosm

(big leaguers all if you looked without glasses).

 

Once with Kinston down 7 - 4,bottom

of the 9th, two outs, full count, his plaque hung

on a Hall wall for one second against

Jim Burton (loser of '75's World Series;

loyal defender of the Red Sox Curse)

winning the game 8 to 7. As ball

cleared fence, fate was laughing hysterically.

The Master Magician dealt Burton an

Ace of Spades, and Elliott's card upon

fifth glance became its identical twin.

 

Now in middle age, Clay might stop off after

work to hoist a few. Maybe when he's

had too many, he'll tell all his cronies for the

231st time how he

took an ex big leaguer over the wall

to win a game. Might even say what

kind of pitch he hit, but there's one thing he

keeps to himself. It was all a mirage.

Daniel Grey Taylor

 

Bad Penny

First heard his name in 1966 when

a kid from Rochester for the summer said

Steve Demeter was the Red Wings MVP.

Looked him up in the Sporting News.

.260ish third baseman with pop, smarts,

and a major league hole in his swing.

 

Three years later I'm at Parker Field

to see Richmond play Syracuse.

Hear the starting lineup and SURPRISE

Demeter's the Chief third baseman!

That day Neil Armstrong walks on the moon,

Ralph Garr walks on water with three steals and two hits,

the Chiefs walk on the Braves 14-3,

and when I ask for his autograph,

Steve Demeter ignores me and walks away.

Will never forget his 34 diminishing with distance.

 

Demeter manages my Salem Pirates in '75.

Hitting Winston Salem for a 4 game series,

my yells bounce around the ballpark.

Red Sox fans hate my guts;

Red Sox farmhands wish I was dead.

After umpire kills our first night rally

with a called third strike 3-2 ankle high fastball,

Ed Whitson gets shelled late next game.

Third contest Al Holland is pummeled,

we lose every game by ONE RUN,

and I wish I was dead too.

Again Demeter equals disapointment.

 

Ten years pass and now rockily married,

Steve's profile in the Baseball Encyclopedia

sledgehammers my thoughts.

He and my wife are from Homer City, Pennsylvania.

It figures.

 

It's half past' 95, Charleston bound,

a Roanoke wrong turn puts me on 419,

Salem and a ballpark I 've not seen

for 8 years await. Why not? Arriving there,

the GM's watering the field;

Tells me last season's manager was.....

Missed him by one year.

Daniel Grey Taylor

 

Aesop Revisited

You've got no hope boys, this race is flat nailed.

With all my homework no way can I fail!

The 7 and 8 are both 9 to 1,

half tris on both,this is gonna be fun!

Loudspeaker:HERE COME SPARKY AND SPUNKY!

OMG its coming in 8-7!

7's 20.40! Paint me happy!

8's 24.20!! WHOOOOOOOO'S YER PAPPY?

Time to strut to the window, take my ease,

light a cigar and say,"No small bills please".

The whole stinkin tri paid TWO THIRTY-SIX?

Cost me two fifty-two; time to get sick.

Moral:The best laid plans of mice and men

Often turn to shit.

Daniel Grey Taylor

 

Football Team

'73 Morehead Panthers;

a joke in football uniforms,

pounded punchdrunk schedule stuffers

on Imbecile Street in 4A.

Victims of crimes against nature

48-0

48-0

49-0

55-7

56-13

losing FOUR homecoming games, ending

winless with nineteen shellshocked souls.

Keeping their meager statistics

made me a Maytag repair man

pleading for an early stoppage.

 

'75 banner year

conference championship game

Morehead leads 13 to 0,

is losing 17-13,

CONQUERS 19 TO 17!

Coaches, fans and players happy;

one illegal sideline standing

cheerleader prompter lost sanity

more than all of them together.

Two years before, he'd handled stats.

Daniel Grey Taylor